RFWW: Rules For Writing Well. :)

1. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat).
2. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
3. Always avoid annoying alliteration.
4. Don’t use no double negatives.
5. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
6. One should never generalize.
7. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

The Matrix, Japanese creativity and craziness meet Table Tennis in an awesome spoof. Watch out for 1:12 when the awesome “camera angle change” happens. :)

Thanks to gqcaarlo for posting this

Corporate Hierarchy. How it looks depends on where you are. The bird on top seems to be extremely happy with the view!

Question:

Hi Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and TV 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Response:

Dear Madam,