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34 Rules for Writing Well

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34 Rules For Writing Well.

  1. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat).
  2. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
  3. Always avoid annoying alliteration.
  4. Don’t use no double negatives.
  5. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
  6. One should never generalize.
  7. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

Matrix Table Tennis Spoof

| Posted in Humour, Sports |

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The Matrix, Japanese creativity and craziness meet Table Tennis in an awesome spoof. Watch out for 1:12 when the awesome “camera angle change” happens. :)

Email Exaggeration

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Upgrade Issues to Husband 1.0

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Question:

Hi Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and TV 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Response:

Dear Madam,